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Jubilation is an album by guitarist Randy Johnston which was recorded in 1992 and released on the Muse label in 1994.
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}