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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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