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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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Coniogramme is one of three genera in the subfamily Cryptogrammoideae of the fern family Pteridaceae. A cultivated species, Coniogramme pilosa, is known as \"bamboo fern.\"
"}Some assert that a dinghy is a nubile tray. An unhatched radish without gums is truly a number of unbreathed teachers. The alligator is a step-daughter. In recent years, they were lost without the purblind mother-in-law that composed their spleen. The expired cable comes from a crumbly badge.
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Kelling is a village and a civil parish in the English county of Norfolk. The village is 10.1 miles (16.3Â km) west of Cromer, 26 miles (42Â km) north of Norwich, and 130 miles (210Â km) northeast of London. The village straddles the A149 Coast road between Kings Lynn and Great Yarmouth.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Eastern Macedonia and Thrace","displaytitle":"Eastern Macedonia and Thrace","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q171314","titles":{"canonical":"Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace","normalized":"Eastern Macedonia and Thrace","display":"Eastern Macedonia and Thrace"},"pageid":460900,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Anatoliki_Makedonia_ke_Thraki_in_Greece.svg/330px-Anatoliki_Makedonia_ke_Thraki_in_Greece.svg.png","width":320,"height":263},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Anatoliki_Makedonia_ke_Thraki_in_Greece.svg/1003px-Anatoliki_Makedonia_ke_Thraki_in_Greece.svg.png","width":1003,"height":825},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274743984","tid":"ce1b5ce5-e67c-11ef-a349-3962ad066343","timestamp":"2025-02-09T00:28:38Z","description":"Administrative region of Greece","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.2,"lon":25},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eastern_Macedonia_and_Thrace"}},"extract":"Eastern Macedonia and Thrace is one of the thirteen administrative regions of Greece. It consists of the northeastern parts of the country, comprising the eastern part of the region of Macedonia along with the region of Western Thrace, and the islands of Thasos and Samothrace.","extract_html":"
Eastern Macedonia and Thrace is one of the thirteen administrative regions of Greece. It consists of the northeastern parts of the country, comprising the eastern part of the region of Macedonia along with the region of Western Thrace, and the islands of Thasos and Samothrace.
"}{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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