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Roman Evgenievich Petrenko is a Russian media executive; member of the Russian Television Academy; chief executive officer of Russian television broadcast networks STS (1998–2002) and TNT (2002–2013); co-founder Storyworld Entertainment, Santa Monica, California & Storyworld Entertainment WGA, Beverly Hills, California (2016–2018); former Head of TNT broadcast network and PREMIER.
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